As you can see Donna is better looking than I am. She is smarter too, that's why I married her. So far, it has worked out pretty good; we have been married 43 years. I know when I have a good thing going and the best part is "She Thinks She Needs Me." or at least that is how the song goes. Of course, if Donna was writing this she would say, "And Girls Lie Too!"

Donna can go from lady to cowgirl in 8 seconds!